Maternity Magic T-Shirts

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Triple whammy."

Happy Mothers Day

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'

How depressing... this sexy little dress used to be my floaty summer frock.