Maternity Marvels T-Shirts

Best used before 40 years.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The Elephant in the Womb

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Happy Mothers Day

"Triple whammy."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

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