Maternity Marvel Gifts

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Triple whammy."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

The Elephant in the Womb

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

In the club.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Happy Mothers Day

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'I'm on the way!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Womb for Kids

Out of body experience