Maternity Marvel Prints

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

"Triple whammy."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Batman's Baby

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

The Elephant in the Womb

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Clown Delivering Babies.

In the club.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Congratulations! When are you due?

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I'm on the way!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Happy Mothers Day