Mortgage Refinancing Gifts

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'High interest rates won't stop me from shopping!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Standard & Poor

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Peter

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Canine Comedians

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Reverse Mortgage.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

God bless our home equity line of credit.

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

I have a dream.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover