Refinancing Mortgage Gifts

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

I have a dream.

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

Mortgages up 'Where?'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

Frank and Ernest's updated fables. Straw, wood, brick what does it matter? Our houses are all under water anyway.

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'