Refinancing A Mortgage Gifts

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'It's 10:00 P.M. Do you know where your bundled mortgage is?'

'You have the wrong idea about adjustable-rate mortgages - WE do the adjusting.'

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

'I go in there to borrow two million dollars, and they have the nerve to ask me how much I make!'

National Bank and Loan - We'd like more of the same.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Peter

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Reverse Mortgage.

Occupy Budget Balancing

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Honey, I'm home.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

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