Mortgage Refinancing Pillows

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

Frank and Ernest's updated fables. Straw, wood, brick what does it matter? Our houses are all under water anyway.

'High interest rates won't stop me from shopping!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Standard & Poor

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Peter

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Canine Comedians

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

God bless our home equity line of credit.

'Honey, I'm home.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

It's Who You Know