Mortgage Mythologist Gifts

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Kali De Milo.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Europa takes a selfie

'The gods are perplexing.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Game time.

Unicorn in the Woods