Monetary Mythologist Gifts

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Game time.

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Bought GE stock at its high.

Financial Eyesight

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

First attempt at the Big Bang

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

House of Cards - Europe.

Pollution and money

"Snake eyes again!"

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

Delusions of Retirement.

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"Look, I promise I’m not going to be mad. Just tell me the truth: Did you blow Grandma’s retirement savings at the track?"

"In Heaven it does."

Very sad piggy bank

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

'I want to make enough money to realize that it will not make me happy.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'