Money Myth Explorer Gifts

'I have a little financial problem in my marriage. My husband doesn't believe in paying for anything with cash, check or credit card.'

Phoenix

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Mummy Beggar

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"We only have the Bible."

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

fortune teller and credit card.

Wishing well

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."