Money Mindset Explorer Gifts

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."