Money Metaphysics Explorer Gifts

"Of course money talks. It said goodbye to me!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Financial Eyesight

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

The Nature Writer Writer.

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Dispute over pocket money

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

"There you are!"

Pollution and money

Dove of peace trying to hitch a ride with a tank

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Acropolis for sale.

Delusions of Retirement.

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

"Look, I promise I’m not going to be mad. Just tell me the truth: Did you blow Grandma’s retirement savings at the track?"

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

"Where's the cat? Where's the tin roof? What the hell is this?"

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'