Money Myth Buster Gifts

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."