Money Myth Buster Pillows

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Bigfoot tracks...

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."