Monetary Thinker Gifts

Bought GE stock at its high.

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Recession

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Profit slump

The United States Public Debt.

'Profit in the garbage.'

The hourglass figure of economic injustice.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Euro around the world.

Osborne's Tax Cuts