Money Theorist Gifts

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

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US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

Golden bubbles

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Financial Eyesight

Bought GE stock at its high.

New Silk Road,

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

House of Cards - Europe.

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'Government economists said today's stock market was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'The active ingredient is greed.'