Mortgage Mythologist Prints

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Unicorn in the Woods

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie