Mortgage Meme Lover Gifts

I don't have a mortgage, but I have a variable rate-rate income.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"He downgraded Apple."

Repossessions

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Look a gift from the shareholders...some red candles and a clock! (dynamite).

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

Our profits have been outsourced.

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

"Whoa - that's not the opinion I told you to have."

Foreclosure.

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

Man dreams that his wife is refusing him sex.

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

"Bloody building society keeps hassling us about the mortgage payment."

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

Dunloanin...bank manager.

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

'Name? No questions asked.'