Finance Meme Fan Gifts

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Loan Alley

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

Greek Crisis

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

In case of falling markets break glass.

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

The Decline of the Euro.

"He downgraded Apple."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Golden bubbles

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Federal Guidelines

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!