Finance Meme Fan Pillows

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"At least we're consistent ... "

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Greek Crisis

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Golden bubbles

The Decline of the Euro.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"He downgraded Apple."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

In case of falling markets break glass.

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

Federal Guidelines

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?