Banking Meme Enthusiast Pillows

Felony State Bank

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"He downgraded Apple."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

Look a gift from the shareholders...some red candles and a clock! (dynamite).

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

PANIC!

Our profits have been outsourced.

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"Hands up!"

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Sorry, we don't make loans.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."