Banking Meme Enthusiast Mugs

Felony State Bank

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"He downgraded Apple."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Secret Identity Theft.

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

Look a gift from the shareholders...some red candles and a clock! (dynamite).

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'Sorry. We've had to close your 'chicken' account ma'am. Everything you write bounces.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"Hands up!"

PANIC!

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

Our profits have been outsourced.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Sorry, we don't make loans.'