"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."
Monster Under The Bed Believer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the monster under the bed believer? Delight their sense of wonder with quirky, imaginative products that celebrate childhood fears with humor and charm. Perfect for fans of playful fright, these gifts make bedtime stories even more fun, adding a dash of whimsy to their collection of curiosities.
Fishing Tales
Boy and Bear and Monster
"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"
"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"
'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'
"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"
"Say Gorgon-zola!"
City Zoo
Football Delivery
"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'
"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"
"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"
'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'
"If only you knew. . ."
"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"
The Cosmology of Timmy
"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."
"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."
"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."
"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"
Abominable Snow Dog.
Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.
'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'
Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.
'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'
See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura
"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."
'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'
"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."
'Do you believe in humans?'
"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"
"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"
"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"
Monster Under The Bed Believer Gifts Collection
Monster Under The Bed Believer Mugs
Discover more whimsical mugs for the monster under the bed believer and add a splash of playful charm to your morning routine.
Monster Under The Bed Believer Pillows
Explore our collection of pillows for charmers and believers alike, adding a cozy, spooky touch to any room.
Monster Under The Bed Believer Prints
Browse our artistic prints inspired by childhood fears and imagination—perfect for decorating a space full of wonder and whimsy.
Monster Under The Bed Believer T-Shirts
Find more creative T-shirts that celebrate the monster under the bed believer—perfect for fun, quirky, and imaginative fashion statements.