Closet Monster Believers Gifts

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

Fishing Tales

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Football Delivery

Capitalism

City Zoo

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"