Closet Monster Believers Pillows

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

Fishing Tales

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Football Delivery

Capitalism

City Zoo

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'