Mohawk Lovers Gifts

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Living with a cataholic.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Punk Angel

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Shall I be moth?'

The Grim Rapper

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

Supermoth

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Tall major and small page boy

A Victorian Cow

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Skeleton scientists

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"