Mohawk Lover Gifts

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

Taking it easy

E-Baying @ The Moon

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Living with a cataholic.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Punk Angel

The Mammock

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Shall I be moth?'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

The Grim Rapper

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'