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"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

Taking it easy

E-Baying @ The Moon

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Living with a cataholic.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Punk Angel

It

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

The Mammock

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Shall I be moth?'

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

The Grim Rapper

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

What inspired me to become a lawyer? The scopes monkey trial, your honor. I love monkeys!

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'