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'What are you looking at? Didn't you do anything outrageous when when you were my age?'

'You mean you paid for that haircut?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

I think you're ace

"Eat me"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Putting Practice.