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Punk Angel

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

A punk holding a balloon

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Ancient Racing

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

On the brink.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."