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"Excuse me. How much is this television aerial?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Baroque Peacock

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Michael Jackson.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Prosecco Peacock

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Mammoth Posing

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Giuseppe Verdi

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

No Right Turn (monster)

Living with a cataholic.