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"Excuse me. How much is this television aerial?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Baroque Peacock

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Prosecco Peacock

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Mammoth Posing

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Grim's Fairytales

Living with a cataholic.

No Right Turn (monster)