Mohawk Lovers T-Shirts

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Living with a cataholic.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Punk Angel

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

The Grim Rapper

Handlebar Moustache Man

'Shall I be moth?'

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

Moose-stache

Tall major and small page boy

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

Skeleton scientists

Supermoth

A Victorian Cow

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"