Mohawk Admirer Gifts

Punk Angel

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

A punk holding a balloon

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Cow's straw

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

On the brink.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"