Mohawk Admirers Gifts

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Mammoth Posing

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Punk Angel

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Philip of Mastodon

The wool club for mammoths.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Salavdor Dali.