Mohawk Enthusiast Gifts

'What are you looking at? Didn't you do anything outrageous when when you were my age?'

'You mean you paid for that haircut?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Eat me"

I think you're ace

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.