Moccasin Enthusiast Gifts

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Moustached gentleman

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Adult Barbershop

Street Organ - Monkey

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

The Pooperrazzi