Moccasin Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Adult Barbershop

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'