Mohawk Aficionado Gifts

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Eat me"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Problem Solving

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Moustached gentleman

Movember

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

30 Days Has Movember

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Phew, that was close."

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'