Modern Thinkers Gifts

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

'I haven't decided whether or not I want children, but I know I don't want any husbands!'

Ideas Pope.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

The Googler

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

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'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"