Modern Thinker Gifts

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

The Blogger.

'I used to talk to myself, now I talk to my i-phone.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Hello - I'm on a train of thought."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Wow, Ethan is really misreading the current cultural climate."

"The meaning of life is free, but the secret of success will cost you."

"I'll watch history in the making later."

'Does it say anything about secular humanism'

'Just what kind of girl do you think I am?'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Art.

'Mom, why would I need a husband? Nowadays, everybody works with subcontractors!'

Page not found (reading book)

"This allowance is so last version. Is there an upgrade I can download?"

The Evolution Of Manhood

"Ten commandments? -- Can you do that in 140 characters or less?"

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"And this is the electronic version."

'Apart from that,how do you like married life?'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'Love, honor and obey...what kind of job description is that?'

Progress

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

"Carmen, those two men are marrying each other."

Used to be people that lit up your life.

"What next?"

"I'm divorced, Mother, not 'pre-owned'."

If it were today. . .

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."