Modern Scholar Gifts

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

The Googler

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Audio Books

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Mark Zuckerberg

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'd go back if I were you.'

William Faulkner

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Large print e-book.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."