Modernist Thinker Gifts

"People don't live like that anymore."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Kritik's Korner

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let us pray...'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."