Modernist Gifts

"This is the show, Madam."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Pencils are a 20th Century industry."

The Selfie

'I wonder why he didn't send it email.'

'... and if you're calling from a rotary phone, we really don't want your business anyway...'

The three kings, one carrying a gift voucher.

'No, it doesn't come with any apps!'

'Let us pray...'

An Abundance of Cables.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

F&E's Updated Fairy Tales. "Little Rude Riding Hood." Wow, Grandma, you've really let yourself go!

Sisyphus Deconstruction

"We've got a self-driving car, a self-cleaning kitchen and a self-hating narcissist."

"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

James Joyce.