Modernist Thinker Pillows

"People don't live like that anymore."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Selfie

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Let us pray...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."