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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"I hate people using the cloud."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Jesus Christo

"What next?"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

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'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'