Postmodern Thinker Pillows

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."

Kritik's Korner

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Jesus Christo

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

"What next?"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

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'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'