Postmodern Thinker Pillows

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Jesus Christo

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"What next?"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

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'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

The Post-Modern Bar & Grill.