Postmodern Philosopher Pillows

"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."

"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The Googler

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Kritik's Korner

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Follow me on Twitter...

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Like.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"