Postmodern Philosopher T-Shirts

"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."

"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The Googler

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Like.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Euro Discobolus

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."