Modernist Thinkers Gifts

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Selfie

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let us pray...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

James Joyce