Modernist Thinkers Gifts

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Kritik's Korner

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Let us pray...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."